Why are you Single?

Girls are complicated as fuck.

 

I'm not.

:3c

 

I don't know

 

you'd never curve me right

 

I'm single cause I just met someone but we haven't talked enough for me to go down in the dm's

 

Because people expect perfect togetherness to materialize out of thin air like in a fucking Disney story, and don't have the balls to work on it.

You might have seen this floating around the internet, but it's relevant:

Spoiler: Post

Edit: Her "poem" she's referencing is:

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain.
Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life.

Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

 

Ever since I read that poem my relationship have been a million times more successful. It is definitely worth the read.

 

Because I'm a lazy potato who likes to play video games all day and can't get his life straight

 

I only ERP with guys. Sorry. Plus if I was a furry(which I'm not). I'd be into sharks.

 

my girlfriend rdm'd and i had to dump her

 

I'm 5 thats why

 

shes single now, so I am going to be too...

 

whats a shower?

 

I love you Sal.

 

They call me Johnny sins.

 

Yeah, but you never WORK on it, so the marriage is a failure.

 

but..

 

Let's list Zyp's issues with relationships.
Well, first he is super socially awkward in person. Ikr Zyp socially awkward, what the fuck, he is lying.
Second, I'm a lot more mature compared to people my age I know, again a completely unrealistic thing that Zyp is probably lying about. What a piece of shit.
3rd, due to my other experiences with a relationship, I'm very untrusting. Like realllllly untrusting.
4th my humor and interests are completely different of people (girls I "like"/like me) so yeah,
5th parents, I'm 15 so I basically kinda have to wait till I'm sixteen for my parents to exactly allow me to date.

So Zyp is a nerd, with nothing to do. Ez pz.

 

TOOOOO shy