The Voices of SGM

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"Manspreading is an act of oppression, patriarchy and misogyny, and any man who practices it should be punished with Jail Time."
I have mad love for Feminazis. There´s war in the Middle East and hunger/poverty around the world, but these people have their priorities set straight
Plus points if you are a female saying this btw

 

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"I lived my life defending others. But now... there's no one left to protect. Maybe... it's time I shaped my own story. "

Bonus points if you know where this is from!

 

Played that game when I was young.

It's from kingdom hearts II.

Where are my bonus points

 

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"The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true."

 

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"The future refused to change, game over"

 

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"The world is against me. It wouldn't be fair otherwise."

 

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"What we've got here is... failure to communicate."

Oops. Uh. We've gotten two parallel sets here. wtg Dank

 

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"The world is against me. It wouldn't be fair otherwise."

There, fixed the parallel sets.

 

"winky face"

 

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"I am one with the force, the force is with me."

 

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"smoke da boof unleash da trooof"

 

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"skeet skeet skeet, water gun"

 

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"T open T room, no balls."

 

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"I'm a VIP, you cant slay me!"

 

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"Women are 7x more likely to give birth than men, but men are 10x more likely to be birthed by another man"

 

@TylerJoseph(Henry)

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OhgodwhathaveIdonestopundoitdontpostohnoyouabsolutedipshitwhatiswrongwithyou

 

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"When she left the room, I could tell she loved me. But did I feel the same?"

 

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" Paci sucks, Pacis sucks, annnnnnnnd Paci sucks" (but you have to scream it)

 

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(Hot Voice af ik )
"..One Man, One Destiny..That There will be no virginity."

 

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"HEROES NEVER DIE! KABOOOYAAH!"