That is NOT how I imagined you lol. You know when you were a kid and saw Santa in the mall, then followed him to the back alley only to find him talking to homeless men, snorting magic powder and looking like he straight up came out of a dumpster? Well... Where was I going with this?
Since I'm going to Coachella next weekend and I got bored of my white hair I dyed it pink Spoiler: Me
Eww marines. Goddamn you peasants can't take a simple joke, are any of you even in the military or just a few butthurt civilians? *edit see, I know mango is/was in the military.