Finished That One Giveaway Guy

I would make a meat pun, but I'd probably butcher it.

 

@Ruby is my joke

(also entering for @Pandora? )

 

You are adopted.

 

One windmill looks to the other windmill and says, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The second windmill responds, "I'm a big metal fan."

 

Tell a joke? SAO is underrated

 

sgmod

Entering for @Pandora?

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pls dont hurt me for making the obv bad joke, im lazy

 

@BabyFace OP is a pretty big joke tbh

 

Excuse me M'lady?

Spoiler: *Tips Fedora*

 

Under the Spiderman blanket is my katana collection

Don't toy with me kiddo

 

How did the leper hockey game end?

There was a face off in the corner.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of life.

Now lets trigger some people

What do u call a blonde with 2 braincells?

Pregnant.

Pizza with pineapple.

okay the last 1 was to much that was just to much.

 

So is it too cold in South Canada?

 

Two snails are going on street and they are gone...

Why did you delete my previous post?

 

What are the strongest days of the week?

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Saturday and Sunday because the rest are weakdays

 

But what if you only have Friday and Saturday as weekend.

#discrimination

 

Do you like CD's? Because you gonna c-dees nuts in your face...

 

How do crazy people go through the forest?
======================================================================================================================================================================>They take the psycho path.

 

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

 

why couldnt the lifeguard save the hippy

he was too far out man

 

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Spoiler: HAHA SO FUNNY!!!!!!

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Spoiler: i want to die