Ragman Around the Christmas Tree Blitsinz? Seven Sinz a-sinning Clutchnuts Roasting on an Open Fire. ... erm. Really, the best you're going to do is turning Claus into Clutch, so pick a phrase/carol with Santa's name in it and go to town. "Clutchmas" just doesn't have the right poetic cadence. We Three Kings of Pandorient Are? Your name is hard.