Finished Ravin's VIP Giveaway for June.

1. ravin's aim with a silenced pistol
2. @Adam @Python

 

What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?

You!

@Slicck @Muffin

 

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
2. @Muffin @Mr. Rogers

 

what did one snowman say to the other snowman
smells like carrots
@LOGAN109 @Derp Mason

 

1.why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Hahaa
2. @Creampuff @Kronk

 

my drug dealer cracks me up

Spoiler: ba dum tss

@Steven | SP @Machinekiller00 @Kawaii

 

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

 

Your Mom (That's my joke )
@Nena @Ravin

 

1. What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.
2 @Derp Mason @higgzorz

Also if I win I want it to go to @higgzorz

 

Mickey Mouse is in divorce court. The judge says "I see you want to divorce your wife because she's insane". Mickey replies "no, I want a divorce cause she's fucking Goofy!"

@MrEvanJ | SP @Salisian

 

The price of gas.

@IKEA Cabinet @StarGazingNight. <3

 

Hey guys, made a quick announcement edit on my post. Don't worry, the give away is still going on I am just in the process of moving. Donations will still be given out just delayed.

Thank you for your understanding.

 

What do you call a fish with no I's? A Fsh.
@La Vie @Falcor

 

What kind of bra does a mermaid wear?

Spoiler: Answer

An Algebra

Please forgive me for such a bad joke.

@Herp_Derp_Fap_Slap @The CrimsonFuckr

 

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.

@s1rcool @kingsaib0t

 

Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

A: Artifical intelligence.


@Steven | SP & @La Vie

 

What do you call a cow with no legs
Ground beef
@La Vie @Derp Mason

 

My mom's favorite joke.

Spoiler: Why did the owl fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead

@RhazhBash @La Vie

 

What do you call a helicopter rhino? (HellIfIknow)
@Quit @BmTron

 

What do you call an animal that cheats? A Cheetah
@Savannah Banana | SF @Fiefoe