Finished Ravin's VIP Giveaway for June.

What's red and smells like blue paint?

The blood of all the innocents I've killed.


@Bo's in The House! @Ubi

 

What is 9+11 = 911
(Sorry Not Good at jokes).

@Savannah Banana | SF @Nena

 

What type of suit does a frog wear? A jump suit.

@DrkSephy, @Ravin

 

How do you organize a space party? You Planet
@Espurr @Nena

 

Bad Joke? More like Huge Choke

Steam is linked

@NeverEnding @Savannah Banana | SF

 

What is the #1 cause of divorce in America?

Marriage.

@CDriscoll @Mr. Rogers @Lightning @BlueCore
(Sorry, I can't leave any of em out. Love em all.)

What do they eat before they eat? What?

 

Q: What's brown, long, hard, and sticky?
A: A stick!

@Muffin @BmTron

 

Your trees drop sticks that are sticky?

Weird town.

 

Yeah the only jokes I know would get me a posting ban lololol
@Falcor @La Vie

 

What do sprinters eat before they run? Nothing, they Fast. HEUEHEHEUHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHE
@Darth West @Darktooth

Dunno what you're on about mate >.>

 

How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line.
What's better than a talking bird? A spelling bee.

ha. ha. ha.
@Kenny @Sinz

 

Where do the impoverished pastas live?
The Spaghetto

@Bo's in The House! @TheCoCoFTW @Alice

 

What do you call a fake pasta noodle?

A Impasta

@La Vie
@The Law

 

What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Nothing

@CDriscoll @TheCoCoFTW

 

What do you call chronic disappointment?
@Muffin

full. frontal. nudity. #neverforget

 

Two guyswalk into a bar, the third one ducks

@Opii @Alpha

 

What do people in Saskatchewan call a female sex organ?

A REGINA

HAHAHAHAHAH

@La Vie @Falcor

 

Oh my god, Kronk.

 

What do you call Samsung's security guards? The Guardians of the Galaxy ;-)
@Physco_Cat @Søren Hjøren

 

1. ravin's aim with a silenced pistol
2. @higgzorz @LOGAN109

if i win give it to higgzorz