Post your Kill Binds!

dont assume my cause of death

 

Had quite a few:

"Huh, I wonder what this button does?..."
"Pffft! I can do that, hold my beer..."
"Combustible lemon? Cool! Let me try!"
"*sigh* Reports, here I come..."
"Here's a touchin' story: once upon a time I died and you all lived happily ever after. The end."
"You better not stay near me or it's another Word vs Word report..."
"Opalium - now 100% more dead."
"One more step towards a cleaner gene pool."
"See you on the other side (of the scoreboard)"
"I must go, my reports need me!"
"brb saving the world"
"When there's RDM / And lots of reports / Who you gonna call? / O-PALIUM!"
"Mods don't die, they just forgot their godmode."
"Opalium used 'Stay alive!' It's not very effective..."

Feel free to use one of them if you liked it.

 

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Why Are You Typing Like This?! IM OFFENDING ON A PERSONAL LEVEL.

 

bind k "ttt_radio imwith;ttt_radio suspect;say HELP;explode"

 

" OW MY LEG (*pst i'm dead buttheads*) "

 

"Insert clever kill bind here"

 

When you see a cute girl ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)*Then I died*

 

ouch

 

Mine used to be "Fizzle is a fuqin troll, he made me eat C4" + the explode bind.
Now it us "OPALIUM IS AB00SIV3! PLZ HALP!"

 

I'm not dead, I'm just invisible. (Mark me missing.)

 

"SUICIDE IS BADASS!"

 

"i have been killed to death"
"[bites cyanide capsule and shoots self in head]"
"[bites cyanide capsule]"

 

"The only sensible way to live is without rules(Mark me as missing)"

 

"School exam says hello"

 

"I have information leading to Hillary Clintons arrest."

 

"OOF"

 

Press "~" then type kill
That how I suicide

 

"I wombo comboed so hard that I died."

 

"Circuit Malfunction, mark me missing!"

 

"Famous Last Words."