Never Ending Story

at least 6.9 months

 

Just to afford gmod

 

since he lives in

 

pineapple under the sea

 

with his roommate

 

who sucks very large

 

At games like fortnite
(Nice try @Bacon Bombs)

 

But then discovered PUBG

 

And got face panned

 

And broke his controller

 

and broke his bank

 

that have some unicorns

 

imagined as sensual persons

 

But his parents didn’t

 

want him to jerk

 

And changed their minds
(This is the second time I’ve had to keep this thread PG lol)

 

so they bought him

 

a brand new

 

vibrating dildo toy