Never Ending Story

She died of exhaustion.

 

And I was single

 

With a little pringle

 

that i named @Hingle

 

Who felt a tingle

 

in his little dingle

 

while singing a jingle

 

Seems he caught shingles

 

He tried to mingle,

 

but once again he got the pringles

 

and said, "STOP RHYMING."

 

He had bad timing

 

He was caught lying

 

everyone was flying

 

And the rhyming stopped.

 

Before the aliens plopped

 

down on freshly mopped

 

meat that was chopped

 

Then the bass dropped