Almost forgot one, about a year ago I was checking to see if there was a lose cable under my desk (It was my monitor or something, I don't quite remember) and when I saw it was sticking half-way out of the outlet of the surge protector I went to push it back in and I don't know if my fingers slipped under the plug or something but I zapped my fingers. Scared the hell out of me especially when my fingers went numb.
Last year my dad accidentally dropped a powerdrill on my head from about 20 feet up and it just barely missed piercing through my skull.
I didn't look both ways while crossing the street once and god decided to try and strike me down for being retarded ONE TIME
I was on my dirtbike, goin vroom vroom in my old neighborhood, I was about to go through an intersection, on my left and right are streets with stop signs, and right as I go in, this lady on her phone zooms past at like fucking mach 1 and misses my front wheel by like a few feet by the time her back end passes. Also had one like Vent, but instead I had my charger plugged in, went to unplug it but my fingers somehow slipped and zippity zap that shit felt weird. it was like hitting your funny bone, but times 200 as your system does a Cameron Boyce internally. When I was younger I didn't know that putting a fork in a toaster wasn't a great idea, and I wanted my poptart I retardidly placed sideways, so I was about to reach in with a fork when my mom saw what I was doing and yelled to stop When I was younger as well, I thought the laundry detergent smelled really good so I drank a bit. Shit tasted disgusting. Not really near-death but if my dumbass kept going I probably would've gotten sick
