Let's make a story!

Swagger, so I

 

shake my curvylicious

 

buns and I

 

made a burger

 

with the blood

 

Of thy Penises

 

c'est La Vie.

 

Butt Cracks flew

 

into the galactic

 

space station and

 

Killed Justin Bieber

 

Because Butt Cracks

 

Forgot to wipe

 

And sprayed poopies

 

all over @Patrick's

 

Butt Crack Because

 

it was nasty.

 

Then butt cracks

 

decided to go

 

to Butt crack