Killing with Ingenuity

Hot Potato
Step 1: Buy a frag grenade
Step 2: throw the frag grenade at the floor near you (Be careful to NOT cook the grenade, Else it will make your life harder on the next steps)
Step 3: pick up the grenade with the magneto stick.
Step 4: Fling the grenade into a group of innocents.

This will cause confusion as the innocents shouldn't have seen you thrown the grenade, just make a movement with your magneto stick. This could also work to if you want to drop a grenade into a hole or something. (WARNING: DO NOT COOK THE GRENADE!)

 

I learned that the best way to kill is to roast a dog in the tester room with the flare gun

Spoiler: What to do

Get into a crowded tester room
buy a flare gun
light the world on fire

 

Are you trapped in room with dead bodies and no where else to go? Worry no further and follow these simple steps.
1. Equip your crowbar
2. Stare off into the distance somewhere among the dead bodies
3. Watch as the innocents ID the bodies and leave you unharmed.

 

I'd kill you super hard tbh

 

I would instantly kill you for GBA.

 

Not GBA, but for standing near unideds.

 

Well, that as well.

 

i remember someone doing that. I fling it back toward them xD

 

Getting Tested as a Traitor, and then saying, "Wait I can explain." and then Jihading.

 

I like to kill. I like to make people think that I don't like to kill. Acting like a dipshit half the time has it's perks. People look at you, then don't suspect you -- makes them weak. You have to work em like the fields. Plant the seeds. Let em' grow. Become their friend, hell go out on a date. Stab them until they look like a smashed tomato. Then after your work is done... enjoy yourself. Hang the bodies. Make the others know that they should be afraid. Be very afraid.
Too serious?

Good.

 

I learned two silly things way back when and still like doing them if I'm up for being mental.

1. Buy a Jihad, after that get a box and use your magneto stick on it. Use said box to cover your body and then convince people to waddle their way towards you en mass, once you feel a decent group has massed take out your Jihad, in doing so the box will fly away reviling you while you are going boom.

2. Use the non-insta kill knife and a tear gas grenade, throw the tear gas grenade into a group of players, run into the cloud of doom and knife every player WITHOUT KILLING ANY OF THEM and then watch as they go ballistic and murder everyone around them accusing them of stabbing them. This can be hard to pull off but hilarious when it works.

 

Reviving this thread, want to hear what the players of today can come up with.

 

Let's be honest, I am an Agent, I am supposed to be sneaky, so overtime I came up with some amazing ways to rack up kills while being sneaky and with Close Quarters Weapons(such as the AK 47)and here is one:
1. Kill people and do not identify their bodies if possible(by possible I mean you will be able to leave the scene without someone seeing)
2. Remember the location of those unidentified bodies and lay your ambush from somewhere safely hidden so you cant be linked to the bodies.(just make sure to be near still)
3. When somebody identifies the bodies, immediately spring up and murder them. If possible, leave their body unidentified so you can repeat the steps.

The idea behind this infamous strategy is using bodies as a sensor and then attacking when they expect safety. The bodies are sort of bait, but unlike most times where you would just use them to lure innocents in the open, this is for murder tactics instead.

 

An old tactic I used to use (which I see a lot more people doing now) is placing a tripmine at the detective room teleport exit on innomotel.

Combined with a c4 behind the room either way they are dying.

Also works well when a t buddy gets in the room and tries to jihad. T buddy kills some with the jihad, whoever makes it down the hole in time sets off the tripmine.

 

1) Don't play on vanilla

 

1.) Activate Jihad
2.) Switch to Harpoon
3.) Harpoon Player
4.) Explode
5.) Rejoice in your kill

 

lol leave it to me to make the same fucking thread twice without remembering.

https://www.seriousgmod.com/threads/minecraft-b5-tricks-with-minecarts-c4.48507/

 

Just like real life IEDS- one easily defeatable C4- with another one adjacent, maybe 5-10 seconds off. They defuse the 'bait' one, and boom.

Trip mines are *criminally* underused. My favorite trick is to pop a few shots off, maybe get one or two people- turn a corner, they follow with the intent to kill, get caught up in the footing and boom.

Insta-kill throwing knives, and the hilarious hitboxes of GMOD make throwing them a breeze.

The silenced pistol is a death machine if used properly.

The disguiser prevents a lot of shots on you- people rely on the name pop up when firing- you hiding with your body only half exposed around a corner makes it hard for some shots to get to you when you break how people normally operate.

Range is your friend.

 

i can barely point and shoot nonetheless attempt this stuff :'(