Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

finally, not a shitpost

 

What abut those wet shits that completely fuckin cover the cavity of your ass? You gonna reach all the way to the back without getting your entire hand and taint covered in dark chocolate?

 

Yeah dude, im a fucking pro at it by now.

 

Listen here little nigglets, I wipe them follow through with water if I don't have baby wipes(usually the case). Toilet paper doesn't get rid of everything like wet shit.

 

Sorry we can't all be fucking rich motherfuckers who can afford to wipe with baby wipes each time.

 

I'm sure @CDriscoll has spare hundreds.

 

You don't have to be sorry but you walk around every day with dried up shit on your body.

 

I... honestly never knew people wiped sitting down... how... the fuck do you do that.... like... what?...

 

It's an American thing to walk around with dry shit.

 

shoutout to all the real niggas that wipe back to front @The Great One

 

Shout out to all the real niggas who don't walk around with dry shit @Dani

 

You sit, lean to one side, get under your ass with your hand.

 

That so offensive to me and others.. Why did you have to go there..

 

Fuck you

 

No thanks.

 

I can see the appeal of wiping while sitting, but its more difficult to pull off you when you have a huge ass. Mixed in with some other reasons is why I wipe while standing.

 

I know this should be a personal question, but I would gladly say that I wipe sitting down.

 

Taking a thread about literally shitting seriously

 

Nigga unless someone is about to eat your ass who tf cares