My favourite part of Xmas is going to Santa's Grotto and sitting on a random old man's lap. He strokes me and asks what I want for christmas
Spoiler Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back I have a Nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B That's when I got shot in the ass by the us Military It's not funny! This is a sad song! Oh, Jingle bombs Jingle bombs Mine blew up you see Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me Jingle bombs, jingle bombs US Soldiers shot me dead The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head I used to be a man, but every time I cough Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off My bombing days are done, I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk, Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you! I kill you!
ho ho eat cookies get diabietes im santa matha fucka hoho ho my deer wanna kill dem selves cus im so big cookies yum yum
