Finished 20K Point Give away (TTT)

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Thanks for the giveaway <3

 

*first date* "I love you"

 

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

 

There's no point saying no because I'm a stalker and a locksmith


;-;

 

Is your father terrorist? No why? Bcs u look like a bomb B|

 

Don't you ever get tired? You've been running through my mind all day.


Thanks for the giveaway~!
I need that Triple Harpoon, please.

 

Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

 

you know what's on the MENU? It's Me-N-U.

 

I know that I've already entered but I have another good one....

Hey girl, let's play house! You can be the door and I'll slam ya'!

 

I will be Sin^2 and you can be Cos^2 and together we can be 1 <3

 

I never used a pickup line before soooooo.

 

Hey, are you Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.

 

you can call me nemo because im not afraif to touch the butt

 

Me: You Dropped something.
Her: What?!?
Me: Your standards

 

"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

 

"What is long and hard, and right behind you?"

 

Are you religious? Because your the answer to my prayers.

 

ASL?

 

Wanna make out?

 

I remember one time in high school I pretended to trip (and I ate it kinda heard) and then I got up and told this cute girl that I was fell in love with her. It was so corny and I regret doing it because she denied me so hard lmao