Greetings, I am PedoBearGod. I have come to conquer you all. Although chances are you can easily kill me xD. I really don't know what to say other than hi lol.
Pedobear? Nope, we don't fear you. We all know you only target girls ages 12 and under. In fact, we know you're not him, otherwise you would have been camped outside the server's facility in your "Free Candy" van with a seal of approval when the server company had its "Bring your daughter to work day".
I'll go to my kitchen right now and make some hot chocolate right now if thats what u mean right now actually that sounds pretty damn good brb
