You know you're playing too much Trouble in Terrorist Town when...

I don't know about you, but I always loved those kind of forum threads about games. Basically, you just write a funny ending to the sentence in the thread's title, like

...when u steal the hula girl out of ur dads car to solve crime and the police is all like whats a kid doing at this crime scene xDD

or something like that. Doesn't have to be one sentence fragment that is a grammatically correct ending to the sentence. It can also be a story related to the topic.

Like, today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and there was this scary looking person. Obviously, I thought, "That person is scary! But if I had a knife, I could defend myself!", but then I had a brilliant idea:

Whenever you see a person who looks scary, just use a knife that you take everywhere (of course) and act like you are going to attack them. If they are scared and give you money, then that's good and they are obviously not really a scary person and you're safe. If they react by also taking a knife out (that they may have because they're actually evil and were planning to attack you or maybe because they also read this thread) then you can just kill them with your knife! You will get away with murder by traitor baiting in real life! Just a thought I had because I play too much TTT. We've all been there, right

 

10/10 should work. Give it a shot

 

today i was playing league of legends and when i used my e (making a crow fly to someone) on the champion known as fiddlesticks, i called it crowbarring out of habit

 

This one time a kid was making fun of me so I beat him up. I called that rdm.

 

you wonder why there is no motel and dolls on your csgo maps

 

try picking up a pig and throwing it a your friend with a stick

 

You use your scroll wheel to jump in Minecraft/Fortnite

 

the one time I got tmod and tried to hit a bug off the face of an admin with a microwave

10/10 worked

 

when you accidentally shoot your friend in real life cause he shows you his new knife

 

you get stuck and try to type "@help im stuck" in real life

 

When you 'defuse' c4's trying to let them go off.

 

uh

i mean

i haven't ever thought of this.

and people say games don't cause violent thoughts

SMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

When you hear the beeping of C4s when you're trying to go to sleep...

 

when you walk by a murder happening and try to call a KOS

 

when you go up to the police officers asking for a hp station

 

... when you pull out a magnet and try to pick up a wooden crate with it

 

I think that is just a you thing tbh

 

...you kill someone with a HK SL8 and call hacks.