ALRIGHTY BOYS AND GIRLS! I feel like being nice to everyone so I'm gonna upgrade people. SOOOOOOOOO..... I'm upgrading people from their current rank. So if you are VIP, you go up to VIP+ and so on. Elite if your rank is on a one month basis, I will pay for it again, same with Legendary! RULES The rules are very simple. Just give this post a positive rating and tell me a joke. (Corny ones are accepted and expected) The Rank Upgrades will be given out on the 23rd. So get in there and tell a knock knock joke to get it up graded! 5 WINNERS! JUST DO IT!
tmw you spend all your money on upgrading other peoples ranks so you don't have that gas money to pick you mom home from work hahahahahah he'll get it
Why did the traitor cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over! i think this is actually the worst joke ever told
Why is @LadyLag so bad at Deathrun? A: She tries too hard Also, entering for @Pandora? @Pacifist meant nothing to me I swear.
Two lemmings walk into a bar.... No, three lemmings.... No, four lemmings.... No, five lemmings.... *sigh* Anyway, entering for @PixeL .
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! Spoiler: Look inside Spoiler: Go deeper Spoiler: Keep diggin Spoiler: Come on you got this Spoiler: DONT STOP BELIEVING! Spoiler: *insert motivational quote* Spoiler: Almost there bud Spoiler: OMG WHATS THAT! END ME
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes. The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
