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One Morning, Husky decided ... (next person)

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One Morning, Husky decided to run for the weird thing that he really liked, which he chased with his primal heart. Unfortunately there was nowhere to go so he put his hands in his pants and fixed the burning forest, as a result it was no longer on fire anymore. The spaghetti he was looking at was bad, so he threw it away. After that he wanted to staff deathrun so he signed into Steam, but his account was vac banned because he punched a child in the eye. then he ran away because the hammer was coming again and then he died. "DAMN IT PYTHON" he prevailed loudly as Highwon promoted Python to moderator. To celebrate, python drank twenty gallons of vodka and couldn't resist to slide into Opalium's DM's and asked for a picture of her massive schlong. He happily gave it but he died from excitement. Everyone mourns as once again Deathrun is unstaffed, but it's ok because TTT unlike DR isn't dead but there's double staffing which sucks for those who have a life.
After that, Python went to a karaoke competition and got served like 2 grams of tree bark that tasted quite like his girlfriend's ass which made him so sick he almost vomited all of his breakfast back up. It wasn't his breakfast, so he ate that breakfast too. He ate coco puffs, then realised he was eating cereal with water so he once again vomited and went to the next Ugandan embassy and sparked a blunt with Joseph Kony, who had a small child that was slightly overweight and could not read. Until one day, he was met by a professional confetti maker who was line dancing with Legendary Bruce U who was secretly gay like tay, but then tay realised he just liked anal which isn't gay, just like traps and also tide pods (which) were used in the war as chemical weaponry.
(He) then realised that nothing could stop the dinosaurs shitting all over Luna's boyfriend because he was very stronk and he's also Opalbot.
Plot twist, somebody hacked highwon's gay pornhub account so he had to delete everything he touched in real life, but then there was an emergency with Opalium and his daughter turned out to be a catgirl with a "ur mom gay" placard, this turned the community into a war zone, forcing Highwon to ban "ur mom gay" jokes and Opalium forever, for breaking too many things. Like Highwon's heart. And my favorite rap group "The gay pride dudes" . All of the sudden a war broke out between the two owners and some random guy who thought he mattered paid $6000 for owner but never got it. Then that guy realized that he never made it past 3rd grade and would have to work at McDonalds for at least 6.9 months just to afford gmod since he lives in pineapple under the sea with his roommate who sucks very large at games like fortnite but then discovered PUBG and got face panned and broke his controller and broke his bank because you need skins that have some unicorns imagined as sensual persons but his parents didn’t want him to jerk and changed their minds so they bought him a brand new vibrating dildo toy which bounced away from his crotch to another old lady next door who gave him cookies and complained about guns then went to Ireland to continue her complaints he went on for 10 years while other problems arose the Japanese knew how to read with their eyes closed because of weird Chinese that invaded with their chickens on the ocean, then the little mermaid seam to the heavens and cried because her crab Sebastion couldn't join because he died from word limit embarrassment that graced past many to only end up dead on the desolate floor where Chewie breaks rules but still not have done a post right because being an "ambassador", he was not enough for a regular moderator position who can't read rules. So instead he chose to redo his post, only to somehow still not do it. At which point @Rhienor became super tall and took out his lightsaber to fix my post and then they said "edit your post Chewie" and said "good job" now I follow rules because I am Rheinor and rhiener is me. Rheiner is the best because crescent can't follow the rule that you can't type more than four words and death run is better than nothing but 4 words you hairy flamingo. Balls are. So, the moral of the haiku is to keep rdm'ing you just need to know how to loophole but not on Deathrun and eating pussy is cruelty towards cats, and deathrun needs more love so Opalium needs to make another Minecraft server and promote @Robokiller87 to the ban list is a dolph1n sanctuary and has candy for all of the ttt kids especially teenage girls who get gifted by Scotty McDonald's and more ranks. On that note, the sentence finally ended. But then another started and @Opalium had other ideas like Factorio ahead. He thought just maybe... Maybe it will last, while he looked remorsefully at the deathrun suggestions and proceeds to promote hurricane control. Hurricane Jenny was crazy so we drank beer then got too tipsy for me to see the sharks swimming in a glass of milk with tiny goldfish jumping and singing opera were too much for too much for goldfish so they went on an epic adventure to Narnia with @DieKasta and complained about gun control. All of a sudden a teenage ninja turtle Donatello, not the blue one you stupid idiot, that's what she said. She also said "Scotty is no weeb boys." Then sniped poor iii before he told lies, like "Scotty's no weeb". Scotty proclaims that he watches the latest anime as soon as it begins to air. All being a lie, except it wasn't because Scott ain't no weeb, but secretly he loves his Korean waifu Jennie who unfortunately hates him but he doesn't care because he bought her Legendary so he could get that poon in her area before I do! Then he realised that he was gay because broken chairs are as broken as hitboxes. But fear no more! A guy in his short legs walked up and claimed that he was xproplayer and water is wet which Helix accurately proved which I proved first because Luna is weird and the best

 

to run for the

 

weird thing that he

 

really liked, in which

 

chased with his primal

 

Heart. Unfortunately, there was

 

nowhere to go, so

 

he put his hands inside his pants

 

and fixed the burning

 

forest. As a result

 

it was no longer

 

on fire anymore. The

 

spaghetti he was looking

 

at was bad, so

 

he threw it away.

 

After that he wanted

 

To staff deathrun so

 

he signed into Steam

 

,but his account was

 

vac banned because he