Let's make a story!

Let's make a story using only 3 words per post!
Rules:
- Do not insult fellow STTT members or staff
- Keep obsenity and vulgarity to a low (there are children here )
- Use only 3 words per post
- You can post more than once but can not post back-to-back

I'll start it off with:

One morning I...

 

Satanic interdimensional wormhole

 

That Had A

 

heart attack. Then

 

I grew wings

 

SO fast that

 

I crashed into

 

a big flying

 

pair of socks

 

that could teleport.

 

Her sleep soundly

 

he picked up

 

a large white

 

bag of dogs

 

with a huge

 

Big black cook

 

That farted on