Let's Make a Story! 2.0

As the forums need a little bit of interest, Let's start another story in honor of @bobasawr. As the old rules follow,

Let's make a story using only 3 words per post!
Rules:
- Do not insult fellow SGM* members or staff.
- Keep obscenity and vulgarity to a low.
- Use only 3 words per post.
- You can post more than once but you may not post within 5 posts of your own post.
- Please delete your post if it is irrelevant or you have posted at the same time as another.
- If you post anything other than 3 words, we have the right to rate your post negative. *New*

And I'll start off with:
I definitely did not copy this whole thing word for word from boba
One subtle day...

 

duck stuck toaster

 

rip my pet

 

I'm deathrun administrator

 

The next day

 

I went to

 

eat some toast

 

Bluegalaxy got a

 

Nice blue car

 

for his dumb

 

Imaginary friend who

 

wants to be his waifu.

 

Then his ass

 

But the ghosts

 

said alex is

 

not very prominent

 

and a stupid

 

story gone sexual

 

That afternoon, the

 

nigga got money