Not mine >Be me >3 years ago pet sitting for neighbors >They have quite a few pets 4 fish, a dog, a guinea pig, a bird >They have the fattest cat I have ever seen >The cat pretty much just naps all the time >Doing the rounds one night >Filling water bowls emptying cages etc. >See whale sized cat sleeping on couch >See some sort of cat toy with lots of bells on it >Wave it in front of cat >Nothing, the cat is still asleep >Go back to filling food bowls and whatever >About to leave when I get an idea... >Ties jingly cat toy to cat's tail >Still nothing and still sleeping >I hope this cat isn't dead >Got bored and left >FF to next night pet sitting >Open the door >Hear distant jingling >Remember what happened last night >kek >See living room totally destroyed >No more kek >Fat cat is freaking out about bells still tied around it's tail >I have no idea how this cat is running it's so fat >Cat runs on couch and tries to jump out of closed window >Fatness of cat prevents jump height and it slams its head into the wall >ohnooo.gif >I think it's dead >Take off bell and put cat in trash bag >Put trash bag by door >Trying to come up with story about how their cat died while I was pet sitting >Hear noise >Its the cat running around in the trash bag trying to escape >It eventually gets out and runs upstairs >MFW I didn't have to refill the cats food bowl or empty litter box