Describe your mind as a computer

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Xproplayer, Oct 20, 2018.

  1. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    Title really.


    I feel like I have:

    fast processor, with a decent number of cores (mentally multitasking)
    probably average hard drive (long term memory)
    below average ram (short term memory can go to absolute shit sometimes)
    good core OS thats very compatible (I can pick up new things pretty quick, but random topics)
    bit of malware installed that makes me think of random shit all the time, like this thread


    [Serious] Thread, off topic replies are not welcome
     
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  2. Siddo

    Siddo Banned VIP Bronze

    budget pc
     
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  3. Falcor

    Falcor ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ VIP Silver

    budge build all the way.
    can handle pre much anythign just not top quality
    makes loud noises on max setting
    firewall impenetrable
     
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  4. Ruki

    Ruki 目の前で明日が死んでる VIP

    Slow
     
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  5. ayygurl_

    ayygurl_ VIP

    makes a lot of fucking noise
    custom made but not worth much anyway
     
  6. ECHO-6251

    ECHO-6251 The insectoid alien. VIP Silver

    Mid-range PC that has upgradability, and has the potential to run well, but has like 50 things open at a time that all take up major resources.
    Lags sometimes due to "thinking" about something else


    Deep-learning capability
     
  7. Rozboon

    Rozboon Forgive and Forget, or just forget. VIP

    Dollar store Processor, single, maybe duo core at most, overheats easily.
    1tb SSD hardrive, loads fast but is corrupted and will load random files(Memories)
    decent ram, probabably 8gbs, but loses some processes (Put tool down but can't remember where it is 2 seconds later, but can instantly memorize complex mazes)
    Window 98, Simplistic.
    Malware/virus that has random popups, sometimes it gets spammed, other times it's lurking, picks either bedtime or social times to hammer the popups (Usually regrets, mistakes made in the past, future goals)
     
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  8. twitch.tv/echostorm2k ⚔️

    twitch.tv/echostorm2k ⚔️ screwdriver Banned VIP Silver

    Sounds like an OCD computer tbh.
     
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  9. Koishi

    Koishi Killer Queen VIP

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  10. Pacifist

    Pacifist Cynically Insane VIP Bronze

    Got me a good processor. Nothing to scream about, but it is pretty good.
    I've got a massive hard drive. I can remember shit from a decade ago for no reason.
    5 mb of RAM. I can walk into a room and forget why
    Windows Vista
    Sometimes the process kicks it into high gear, and other times it slows down. Probably got some crazy mood swings yo.
     
  11. Agent Knockout

    Agent Knockout Шуми Марица, окърваена! Плаче вдовица, ранена! VIP

    3+, relatively fast cores.
    Decent hard drive.
    Good RAM.
    Highly Compatible OS
    A ton of malware that makes me oof constantly.
     
  12. Mr. Disco

    Mr. Disco Jeff Lynne is a musical genius. VIP

    complex nasa computer with tons of processing and rendering power - why?

    I believe all normal human brains are fast as fuck.
     
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  13. tz-

    tz- feelin it VIP Emerald

    im a shitty laptop that only runs on low power mode and always has its fans going top speed

    also i have a virus that just plays hardcore porn 24/7 in the background

    its kinda fun
     
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  14. Goose

    Goose Duck, Duck, Goose Motherfucker VIP

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  15. .shirt

    .shirt VIP

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  16. BorkWoof

    BorkWoof VIP

    celeron
    no cpu cooler
    2 gb ram
    250gb storage
    integrated graphics
    linux os
    (y)
     
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  17. Lordyhgm

    Lordyhgm Spiteful smells Lead Admin VIP

    a macbook running linux, hard to use, and understand and makes you question why you wasted your money
     
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  18. Shadow™

    Shadow™ What it do Shortyyyy™ VIP

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  19. Zikeji

    Zikeji Repoleved VIP Emerald

    I'm a top of the line custom built PC. I've got a shiny i9 9900k, 64GB of DDR4 ram clocking in at 4200MHz, 2TB of NVMe SSD on top of a 8TB spinning disc. I've got a blazing set of GTX 2070 cards for normal tasks and deep learning. I run a flexible Linux distribution with deep learning at it's core. My case has seen better days, it could definitely be smaller, slimmer, and lighter.

    Unfortunately my motherboard is screwed beyond repair. The manufacturer refuses to acknowledge any issues whatsoever, and I can't afford to replace it. This leads to random crashes, fairly consistent bottlenecking and inconsistent driver issues that refuse to go away. Despite the on paper capabilities of the build, 90% of the time the machine runs like it's a Core 2 Duo DDR2 shitbox.
     
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  20. Renko

    Renko VIP Iron

    An AMD CPU (doing mutliple task at the same time)
    that has 8gb of ram (may not respond when running in multiple processes)
    and Radeon Vega Graphics GPU(not the best but still everyone's reliabilty for complex computations)