Bread Banning

I've suggested this in the shoutbox recently and people have said it was a good idea so it must be a good idea, yeah?

So what if we had a special type of banning called "bread banning", where the banned person would still be able to enter the server, but they are just a loaf of bread.

So they just lie around, being bread and all that, and have to feel the shame of having been breadbanned. People would probably laugh at the loaf of bread and throw it off the roof on rooftops and stuff like that. It would definitely decrease the number of RDMs.

I've already made a picture of what it would look like. Breadbanned players still have the ability to fly around just like a dead person possessing a prop.

Spoiler: Bread

The picture even has Pyroman congratulating me on how good me idea is.

So here's where I need your opinion. What would you prefer: Should the bread not be able to do damage or SHOULD it be able to do damage? Also, maybe we could add something like "if you kill an admin as a piece of bread you will be turned back into a human"?

Think about the possibilities! We still get a high player count and the RDMers can't endanger us! Also, when an admin joins the server, half the server's spots will be taken up by loaves of bread desperately trying to be able to play again! It will be like a Reapalium/Grimwon boss fight, except the reward being that you can go back to RDMing!

Here's some punishment guidelines I've set up (you don't have to use them of course maybe make some minor changes):

RDM

• 1st time - Slay*
• 2nd time - Slay 2 rounds*
• 3rd time - Ban 24 hours
• 4th time - Ban 5 days
• 5+ times - Bread Ban 1 day

Spamming

• 1st time - Gag/mute + warning.
• 2nd time - Turned into baguette for a round
• 3rd time - Bread Ban 30 minutes
  * If you keep spamming in admin chat after being muted, you will be bread banned for 2 hours.

 

We could also make all the players ducks, and have them chase the bread.
...

That's what ducks do.
All in all, Great suggestion but :

 

Actually bread is unhealthy for ducks

 

bready to die

@French Toast

 

WoUlD tHiS TaKe Up a PlaYeR sLoT?

 

Did you even read my original post you mushroom?

 

*rates thread dumb* pls no.

 

!bread ALittleChewie RDM&L

 

This idea PANs out greatly man
(only spanish ppl will get that pun)

Anyway I like the idea lmao, do it @Opalium

 

@Dani have to be careful about what kind of bread, don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. Otherwise great idea let's do it

 

If you use that command after the person left, they turn into bread in real life.

 

What do you use when you come up with this stuff

 

Somebody talked about bread in TF2 in the shoutbox and something just clicked in my head.

 

High Quality shitpost, good job @Dani Proud of you

 

Thank you for suggesting @Dani!

I must say I am quite impressed by the idea. It seems to be JUST what we needed.

https://giant.gfycat.com/SphericalCloudyHagfish.webm
I do apologize for the quality - I am posting this through my new Bread-Fi router using my new Bread-fics card. It's a pretty new technology, still WIP, not so stable.

I hope to finally be able to bring this to you in the upcoming weeks.
Bread banning is the future.


~Opalium

 

Thats such a good idea actually,having to feel the shame physchologically while players throw you off and mess with you is very shameful...this is gonna reduce the RDMs and bans!Also,make them unable to chat and speak.

 

Let the breadpocolypse begin

 

Sounds like a good idea.

 

How would

How would the 2nd Offense of spamming work? It's just a round gag. That kinda seems like a Rdm Offense because you won't be able to play.