Rap battle call outs

yo i make yo man lean like he on activist, yo cannibus is catalyst speed my brain up, the cerebral strategist, yo you only a temporary inhabitant, so I kick you out of yo habitat, found yo third eye and its blocked with cataracts,savage hunting for the cabbage, hungrier than kids in ethiopia, and im stabbin bitches up like im in the cornocopia, they say I can(khan) do it like mongolia, i dont pack toasters, because I prefer to get up in yo face and diagnose ya with claustrophobia, and make skip yo motherfucking phobia, I make you non existent, sorry for being realistic, but my rhymes are cannibilistic, kill ya and call the coroner for the ballistics, deport yo ass to the land of the misfits, and now you fucking broke, half your shit didnt rhyme you fucking choked, and ima end yo career like dmx and the blow, my killing gets repetitive, so every extinction, i dig yo body up ressurect it, then kill you again and put u under 6 feet of sediment, you a bitch with the penmenship, and I bet you going to earn a degree for fetishes, while Im recording shit like the chronic, and split yo shit apart like plate tectonics, and put you in the chair and reverse your love for electronics, only speaking in slang, big L ebonics, I dc KO a motherfucker like the comic, hawkeye shooting comets at you ass, you bringing pitchforks, well fuck that I will cut you up with a plastic spork, and take yo ass for a ride like an amusement park, no six flags, yo ass prob got crabs, after fucking with this sick fuck you caught all the diseases, I keep straps on me like adhesive, my shit will switch flippity flop the seasons, and end leaving you with epilepsy seizures, got the crowd going dam like a bunch of beavers, pack blood money like count racula, find yo car, and use yo man as the fucking messenger, cause I make yo ass see more red than cyclops from the avengers, and yo this the dopest kid from the western hemisphere, fuck spelling I got red marks everywhere, I aint got no editor, but I smack bitches like roger federer, and raise yo fucking body temperture, and make the pain go on for infinity, for testing a kid that flips shit, curve the bullet around everyone in yo vicinity, and take yo bullet virginity, im turning the difficulty up to all madden bitch, you barely getting by with this shit, and I fucked every bitch in yo family, they aint married, but they catholic, automatic telepathic, teleportation shit leave you under the sands of egypt, then move the pyramids over your body using telekenisis, and make yo shit split like cytokenesis.

 

I will reply to both of you when I get to use my good desktop. Pce.

 

Yo megatron, I'm surprised you havent changed your name to megabitch, honestly.
I'm a savage, and the faggot playing rabbit games you gonna earn your stripes but you're sweet like candy canes.
I'm a machine and fly like a heli pad, pissin on this little kid I got R Kelly mad.
Momma told me how to share, you'll see when I bring the toys out take your lunch money I'm a bully you're a boyscout.
Come get in my face, show me your 5 I'll kick your shit in with grace.
You call yoself black but are you deaf? Shit, when I heard you I thought I was hearing a little white nerd with a clef pallet.
Watch yoself before you mess with a demon, you're never been a freeman.
You're my pretty bitch, now go get me my beer.
@MegatroN [Apollo]

 

I've been called upon by the old gods and the new,
to tell my man @McMuffin that his ass is screwed.
I hope its time to settle this little old fued,
after this your rap card isn't gonna be renewed.

As historian, I don't teach mathematics,
I teach political, religious and strategic and put then put them into addicts.
These little creatures are not crazy they're batshit
CRAZY, and in my classroom you better not get lazy.

Your a muffin thats nice, a pastry with no toppings
making you poorer than Joan before she started Arcing.
I see little fools like you try to attack me mate
but just like Caesar I exterminate!

Conquering Gaul, Spainia and Egypt too!
You might as well surrender like the little French do.
Napoleonic? Nah like his size your raps are crude.
I hope you don't mind me being a little rude but,
Hey that what happens with you mess with this dude.

 

You're*
Haha, nicely done.

 

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Leedle, LeedleLeedle!!!!!
Leedle @MegatroN [Apollo] Leedle

 

Skip makes his bitches as wet as the dead sea, so mother fucking salty.
Abusing me? You best step the fuck out of the way for I am the abuser, the bruiser and amuser.
And I am the motherfucking king, even ask @LegoGamerGuy I fuck up more kids than even angelx at this game.
Love the name and fuck the fame I do not need it. I still do better than you. I swear this rap aint even worth it.
For the motherfucker that dissed me anyways is aint even worth shit. You are a forgotten part of this world, so beat it. You and your boyfriend, too.

 

*bump*

 

These are great

 

Come on lets keep this going! @Silent Rebel @MegatroN [Apollo] @Robert! paulson! You guys got some rebuttles to write mang

 

You win, my very short rap career is over.

 

bb pls

 

Yo, I'm Blood, Ya'll suck. *mic drop*

 

@Blood

 

@MegatroN [Apollo] @Thorn

First of all, I'm not you're friend, so stop looking at me, second of all, I'm not a rapper so stop rapping at me *falls back into crowd*.

 

This needs to stop.

 

Kindle, or should i say books, your hooks are almost as bad as your looks, Kindle's just a wanna be Nook that reads all day in his school club, thinking about why he's such a scrub. He enrages people of all ages, take a seat, and go back to "Pages".

@Yawn.

 

DAMN REKT

 

@Kenny, you're going to try and call me out? Bitch please, it's like I'm up against a girl scout.
I'll kick your ass with rhymes ten-times, faster than your very own father doing time for that crime.
Not to mention your mother, who's smotherin' your brother while I smash you with another.
Not to mention your Kenny, Penny lookin' ass, who must be eatin' out of a brown bag.
You're such a scrub, I bet you just graduated from the Glee Club. You nub, even a shrub's got more game at the club or in the pub.
Now back the Hell up, before I wreck you like a train and leave you even more fucked up.

*drops the mic*