A story. About toothpicks.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by BigBoyMansion, Jul 25, 2014.

  1. BigBoyMansion

    BigBoyMansion Banned

    One morning some moderators we're moderating at STTT there were more then 2 mods there at a time. Then out of nowhere @tollybear just randomly starts telling as a story.
    "Once upon a time. @McMuffin and @Machinekiller00 were on a pirate ship." The @tollybear says. "They were fighting over @The Booty (get it)! Then, they decided to settle it with a fencing fight! You might think they're using swords." She said. Then, there was a pause. @McMuffin had killed the moderator who was telling the story! I then typed "kill" on the magical console to follow her to afterlife.
    "They weren't using swords." She continues. "They were using their winkys!" It then follows with bursts of laughter. "It was recorded by someone. And then it quickly went viral, YouTube didn't even mark it sexual. Because it looked like they were fighting with toothpicks." The moderators then start laughing uncontrollably. Her head then starts aching and leaves the server to go to sleep.

    The End

    -Doge
     
    Last edited: Jul 25, 2014
  2. BigBoyMansion

    BigBoyMansion Banned

    This is a true story, but I slightly modified it
     
  3. Change-up

    Change-up "Change is coming" VIP

    :3 Fight over me
     
  4. Turquoise

    Turquoise Princess of Vanilla VIP

    Shiver me timbers, what ye be talkin' on about?
     
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  5. Muffin

    Muffin Fresh Baked VIP

    Uhhmmm.....
     
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  6. Alpha Wolfy

    Alpha Wolfy Nocturnal VIP

    Is this story influenced by Tollybear's story of Machinekiller and McMuffin's "Sword Fight"?
     
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  7. BigBoyMansion

    BigBoyMansion Banned

    OH YEAH thanks now i remember it was tolly!
     
  8. I'm pretty sure its called a Cock fight. They just altered the rules a bit.
     
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  9. Sora

    Sora S-Senpai notice m-me! VIP

    Tom Felton was interviewed and he said, "Dan and I had a wand fight the bathroom. God that still sounds wrong."

    xD