Let's make a story!

that has a

 

strange fetish for
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Smearing tomato sauce

 

over his face

 

while also doing

 

pilates with his

 

Butt cracks face

 

Unfortunately, his spine

 

Fell into a boat

 

and then started

 

To love children

 

but abused them.

 

Until they started

 

a revolution that

 

killed all the

 

Leaf villagers in

 

The Naruto Anime

 

that's better than

 

My Little Pony

 

because Dragonball Z had