Don't worry bro. My girlfriend has a 3G, it's ridiculous. It's got the old first-gen iPod Touch styling.. It doesn't even have Siri, it has 'Voice Commands' which has downs and can only do about three things. I'd rather have a Razer phone.
No idea, she's had it since it was first released if that gives you a hint. I keep offering to upgrade her to at least a 5C, but she won't let me. edit: Here's an EBay listing for one, for ten dollars. 10/10 - GameSpot