SGM Superlatives

Best looking @Femboy Gaming 420

 

Award categories dont account for the people that havent played on the servers for years but are still exetremely active on forums and discord

 

Best goomba stomper. I nominate myself.

 

I am the best bhopper
@Sweer is the best bug exploiter

 

I say for the 1% of t rounds where I'm actually trying to not be obvious and not just be purposefully really obvious I'm pretty convincing

 

Have you even met sweer or any other the other propkillers

 

Best bug exploiter : Me
I was so good that the entirety of the dr staff knew about me but couldnt stop me

 

lol me

 

Most toxic ex-staff: Chad
Funniest Mic Spammer: me
Best Prop Killer: @Pierogi
Biggest SIMP: @Wojack
Best Troll: Chad
Most likely to do your mom: me

 

Award : Best Hacker
Nominee : Me

 

The fuck

 

It was between you and @RyanHymenman, you should be proud

 

Best Hacker: Char-Bro ( @FBI Charizdad )

Char-Bro will always be my favourite hacker

... unrelatedly, did you really want us to use the award:__ nominee:__ format?
because almost nobody did, oops

 

Best Hacker: @Rice and Chicken

literally caught hacking via anticheat and permabanned, then came back with hacks intact and even made it to a staff rank.

 

Have you seen how many times charbro got away with it, opal had to step in and prove he was doing it

 

Yeah props to Opal for proving it, I'm sure my report and evidence against him had nothing to do with it

 

most epic guy: me
most birthday guy: @Pomegranate

 

where the fuck is my hacking award huh?
fuck u too nilz