$GME to the fucking MOON

DO NOT SELL BOYS, HOLD THE LINE!!! WITH OUR DIAMOND HANDS WE WILL PROFIT

$GME IS GOING TO FUCKING ADROMEDA, FUCK THE MOON!


BUY THE FUCKING DIP YOU MONKEYS! DO NOT SELL! DO NOT FUCKING SELL!!!!

FUCK WALL STREET, FUCK THE SHORT SELLERS, LET'S GO ROBINHOOD TRADERS!!!!

 

HOLD MY BULLY BOYS, HOLD!

 

McDouble is $1

 

Instead of buying a McDouble, buy a fractional share of $GME. When $GME hits $6,942.00 you'll be fucking rich!

THINK OF ALL THE MCDOUBLES YOU COULD BUY IF YOU QUADROUPLED, OR QUINTOUPLED YOUR FUCKING MONEY

 

how do I stock. need black ops 2

 

Download Robinhood or get a TD Ameritrade account set up, they're pretty good brokers. You can then buy the GME!

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE I AM A MONKEY.

 

discord just banned the r/wallstreetbets server

 

It’s absurd. The wsb mods had a huge influx of people and couldn’t effectively moderate it, even with bots because discord denied the shit they needed to effectively moderate. The wsb discord server was also boosted over a thousand times. Discord can afford to help wsb moderate their server, but instead banned them and came up with some dumb shit for their statement.

They think they can silence us?? Hell no! $GME to fucking Andromeda let’s go!!!!

 

You realize that short squeezes usually fall back down to normal market rates after a small while right? Like, the only reason this shit is being boosted to oblivion is because the hedge funds are buying up stock at a massive pace so they don't lose more money. Once those stocks are returned to the broker and put back on the market that shit will more or less tank back down to pre-squeeze levels.

Although, it is funny as fuck watching these idiot hedge fund managers squirm. They just got bested by a bunch of internet shitters.

 

just sit back and watch it burn

call anyone who says anything about there being a free market stupid too don't accept their winding definition changes

it's a joy watching the rich squirm because of reddit and the fallout for quite a bit of people is gonna be tremendous

 

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

 

have you seen the video of the guy fucking the McChicken. saw it on ebaumsworld.

 

$gme to the toilet am I right

 

If I had money to play with I'd love to play the stock game, but I owe more than I have right now (Thanks fed govt for taking away my grant because I took too many classes) so I don't get to be in the fun

 

The gamma squeeze hasn’t even started. The big investors have not covered their calls yet, they now have 250% of the float. They’ve fucked themselves harder, and will pay.

GME will easily surpass $1000 next week. This GME situation is not normal, and normal investing ideas do nothing apply. This GME thing is based solely on the idea that GameStop is not going out of business so their stock will go back up anyway, and the fact that the short sellers are fucking with shares that literally do not exist - which means, if you just hold, they will have to pay to cover those shares which sends GME to andromeda.

I implore you to do some serious research into gme, the hedge fund guys have put themselves in a position of infinite risk that I, and millions of other Americans, plan to capitalize on.

TLDR: THE SQUEEZE AINT SQUOZE

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreet...me_retard_spent_1000_to_have_this_fly_around/

I love my state, FLORIDA MAN TO THE RESCUE!

 

Congress has asked the US Attorney General to investigate Robinhood for Robin' the Hood.




DON'T FUCKING SELL

THE GAMMA SQUEEZE IS COMING

 

r/wallstreetbets atm

 

Nobody had us in the first half, with diamond hands we know we'll profit!