Official Unbiased Staff Tier List - 1/22/21

By special request of highwon i was sent to make a tier list, here it is you losers. Explanations below!



D tier:

Highwon: dude doesn't even play here anymore and still gets money like crazy because of artificial scarcity. Based. i will rank you higher if you give me more money because im basically running your community at this point.

Reda-lex: w h omegalul

Kythol: i rated you d because i got you confused with klutch because he wouldn't let me play c4 roulette and im not gonna change it. pm him if you wanna fight about it.

Electric Taco: a w h omegalul but ur name is cool so you beat reda

Panda with a gun/Panduh: maybe pick some better names and not use the same ones as each other and this wouldn't happen

Ashes: i think i forgot to move you out of D tier so you are stuck here, welcome home

Lord momo: you whispered in my ear like this once () because i was prop killing and my little brother was banned and you thought i was alting. im going to prop kill u later <3

C tier:

Agent Knockout: russian propaganda machine never heard of this man he prop hacked his way to mod

dazza: u got a shit profile picture

littlememe: never have i ever seen even a little meme come from u sir. time to put in some work and make some proper shit posts

RFcoil: local vanilla trihard7

GRYPHN: w h omegalul but cooler name than electric taco

Orion: best moderation to have come from this guy is saying president bad in the politics discord

Spitefulvenom: u had to go somewhere

Elvis: we played a dead ttt server together a long time ago, it was c tier so imma put u here with it

B Tier:

cloudy: you are placed here, dont fight it or ill fight you

Bruno: for me to properly rate you, join east and prop fight me L

Ted: I could beat you in a fight

iizzy: BASED, found the weakest moderator and stripped him of his power, then stepped into his spot shortly after, those kinda skills deserve S tier, but this was being a moderator in a 15 year old game so you get c tier. use your talents elsewhere

Pixie: i put u next to lordy

Lordy: i put u next to pixie

jabba: lol imagine only being b tier loser, when i was lead admin i was s tier

ryan highman: ever since you got admin you changed man. no more fun time with dad at the dinner table, now its just me and mom eating alone while dad is at work. come home please

aquast: fallen soldier in the false hack bans of 2020, but you weren't good enough to get a perm ban so lol ur here now

JynxtheMynx: never played smite with me u suck

A tier:

Heli12345: BASED, u have a lot of numbers in your name and no other mod does so that makes u better than the rest

MONKMAN: u were a trial mod and watched me rdm countless people and im not banned yet so imma put u here, keep it a secret <3

danstorm: u got a good profile picture

ori with a gun: if your name was just ori, you would suck, but since you have a gun im scared and im putting you here, dont shoot me please

Shadow: dude came on the server the other day and told us about u ghosting and rdming, based, the only good moderators are the ones who have broken all the rules before

Ahalan: this guy is smart so he is going here

Titan: this guy has the sniper as his steam profile pic so hes in a tier and nothing less

Voca: stood in the corner and accepted their fate that i was gonna prop kill them the other day, learn to pick up a chair and whip it and maybe u can be cool like me one day

S tier:

Pokeben10: part of the east council and accepts the bullshit that goes on there

Moleman: threatened me to put him this high

Rico: honorable prop warrior combatant

Nuno: he holds my hand on discord and makes sure no one makes fun of me! and that i dont make fun of anyone else too!

j3kawesome: did you know that some vegetables grow faster in colder climates?

SquidgyBoat: the local server bad word, i still love you tho <3

pierogi: he has seen me do very bad things and serves as the head of the east council, we made a blood pact to protect the secrets he has seen

S+ tier:

Lightning: he made me laugh when he shoved a rag down moist wangs throat for saying one word and water boarding a kid yesterday for saying beep beep boop boop. maybe it was because the kid almost found out he is secretly a robot. yes that must be it. dont ban me for finding this out ill keep it a secret plx

This is the official ranking approved by me, gerafe and me, Highwon. There will be no changes because my opinion is more important than anyone else. also if roy was still mod, he would be #1, and if lovesosa was still mod, she would be in last place, no exceptions. have a bad day. <3 smite night



edit: all trial mods are S+ tier, there is no list of them

 

SMITE NIGHT

 

It's good to find out what people think of me and in this case I could use some improvement considering I'm at the bottom of B tier.
Thank you.

 

a quick donation of 1000$ can earn you a tier easy

 

i guess i have to shitpost now

 

You put Rico above me.
I will shoot.

 

Wait, why am I on this list





Also

not totally sure what this means racism?

Also also
I like that Pierogi and I are next to eachother, cutest man couple

Also also also
where are all the backseat mods, they form a vital part of the staff team

also also also also
AMAB

 

Who is "u"?

 

@gerafe wtf man. Where the hell am I at?

 

Well, I'm just taking your opinion on me seriously in order to improve better as a mod.

 

its u

 

although the name of the server implies this is serious, this is very much not serious about 50% random, dw i havent played with u a lot so idk

read the edit bby <3

it means ur the local slut but that aint a bad thing baby <3

shoot rico and its a win/win

 

1. staff are all losers

 

bruh i never said you couldn't play c4 roulette i just advised against it bc i didnt wanna hear you complain in the inevitable appeal

 

u are now in f tier

 

wtf wrong with my profile pic you bitch no more rdm passes for you