Valentine Application

Hello everyone!
So this is going to be my first time in 6 years where I'll have been alone on valentines day. In lieu of that, I'm holding valentine applications. Answer the following questions, and I'll look over them between now and tomorrow. Winner announced at 1pm PST tomorrow.
Now before I get to the questions, you may be wondering what you get for this. NOTHING! That's why this isn't in the giveaways, you jackass. Maybe you get bragging rights.
1. How old are you? (NOT trying to get arrested over some shit on the forums)
2. How long have you known Me?
3. Highwon or Opal?
4. Would you say the sax is the best instrument?
5. Alcohol of choice if any
6 . Have you gotten this far thinking I'm being serious? If yes, please submit your response and then close your browser, turn off your computer, and rethink the last 10 minutes of your life.

 

wat

 

This is what being lonely and on the forums does to you

 

18
I don't know you
Highwon, he's got the mystery thing going on which is hot
As a person who played sax for 8-9 years I can say it is not the best instrument
GermX
No but I broke up recently so I got nothing else to do so don't think you're special or anything

 

wtf you doing looking for love on a ttt forums, get a bag hoe gang gang

 

See #6 lmao

 

15
I don't
@OpalBot
No
Alcohol is bad
If I thought you were serious, I wouldn't have made the post

 

21
Do i know you?
Opal cheated on the halloween event so i go for highwon
Hello? Ever heard of a bass guitar?
Vodka with honey or absint (sadly illegal here)
If it was serious you would say what gender you were looking for

 

This makes SGM seem like Tinder all of the sudden.

 

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6. my response https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8

 

We don't use the C word anymore Ted. We call it being transparent

 

I said 1 Pm.. its 12 hours later, none of you win, i was too lazy to call out a winner