Master Coffee has accused the VIPs and me of organizing a Lizard Cult around the server in this link. We are taking immediate action by taking down Coffee's account and his life. This is in no way suspicious. We thank you for listening to this announcement while we brainwas- I mean comfort your mind. Know if you don't mind, I'm off to fuck a human male!
Dont you fucking do it! I know you lizard people are everywhere and taking over the damn server! Im gonna get my serious army and slaughter all of your kind! you damn homo!
