OPTIONAL ALTERNATIVE:COMMENT OR SHOW HOW YOU STOMPED OR WOULD STOMP OTHER INNOCENTS/TRAITORS TO REIGN TTT SUPREME In response to this senpai, I give you KOBE and that is how I will reign TTT supreme.
I'd treat the traitors to a nice pizza pie for dinner. You know, the kind that is tasty, but elegant? It would have all the fancy ingredients on it, like sausage and pepperoni. Don't worry though, I didn't forget about the mozzarell. I'd toss in some oregano for taste and add some onions and garlic. This pizza would knock your damn socks off. I'd make the dough homemade too, none of that Aldi's crap that sticks to the pan in the oven. I'd use Bobby Flay's not so secret dough recipe. What you gotta do is you gotta mix the flour, sugar, yeast, and kosher salt in the bowl of a stand mixer and combine. While the mixer is running, add the water and 2 tablespoons of the oil and beat until the dough forms into a ball. If the dough is sticky, add additional flour, 1 tablespoon at a time, until the dough comes together in a solid ball. If the dough is too dry, add additional water, 1 tablespoon at a time. Scrape the dough onto a lightly floured surface and gently knead into a smooth, firm ball. Grease a large bowl with the remaining 2 teaspoons olive oil, add the dough, cover the bowl with plastic wrap and put it in a warm area to let it double in size, about 1 hour. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface and divide it into 2 equal pieces. Cover each with a clean kitchen towel or plastic wrap and let them rest for 10 minutes. And that's just the dough. Toss that sucker in an oven preheated to 1000 degrees and flash bake that dang guy for 8 minutes. Now,any nerd on the street would cut this pizza into 8 slices, but this pizza is too damn good for that, and it would need 12 slices just to do it justice. Once it's cut, I would garnish it with a little olive oil just to stun my dinner guests. Wait, I'm supposed to be talking about how to stomp my guests, not treat them? I got a little off topic, but I'll fix my course, don't you worry. Afterwards, I would wine and dine 'em, just to get their guard down. To finish it off, I'd serve them an Apple Croustade, but this one, I would just pick up from Applebee's and bring home. Gotta let them down just a little after serving them that masterpiece of a pizza. After everything is said and done, my guests are very full, and are now getting a tad sleepy. See, what I didn't tell you beforehand is that I crushed up some Nyquil tablets and mixed it in with that apple croustade, so by now, my guests should be napping on any surface they can find in my home. At this point, I would cover them in that olive oil we talked about earlier to humiliate them. I would tie their socks together so that they would trip once they wake up. Finally, I would put them all in my large van and transport them down to the riverfront, where I would strip them naked and blindfold them and tie their hands behind their backs. This way, when I push them out of the van, they can't find their way back to civilization. Throw a couple of eggs at them to top the whole charade off, and badaboom, I've ruined their social life. Then I'd tie cinderblocks to their feet and drown them and they would be dead.
Thnx, but to be honest I've never really stomped anyone, and I know it says "how I would", but I have a funny moment instead: I was last T; two innos left; on dolls; jump to ladder; hit smallest part of lip on edge; die; lose round..... In other words: I "stomped" myself
i wait for people to go down the ladder then stomp the shit out of them and one time i used a dick prop to push someone up it backfired and he stomped me to death
