Roast me with something original.

I've been hearing the same old comments about me as part of a roast.

So i'm here to challenge anyone who thinks they can to roast me with something original.

If you have a good response, i will give you 500 points TTT, if you dont play the TTT Ill boost your posts on the forums!

Go ahead and try to roast me, but i've probably heard it all before. Smh.

 

You're so original.

http://www.seriousgmod.com/threads/offending-challenge.36524/unread

 

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away.
ily but you asked for it

 

I'll save it for TS.

 

You look like a half eaten pancake

 

Since I started with the comments before, do I count as the original?

 

woof

 

ur ugly

 

I hope i don't get forum banned.
You are as useful as the contraceptive your mother tried to use before having you.
As always i am just joking and you know we only make fun of you because we like your meme status @That One White Guy

 

It looks like the only thing you've turned on in the last 19 years is your desktop

Spoiler: White guy's face when he reads this thread R.i.p </3

 

Before I met you, I had never met anyone cool with the name Scott.

That's still the case now that I've met you.

 

You're a hecking normie

 

You're about about as white as the people taking my job at taco bell you degenerate.

 

You make me think that if your parents didn't beat you, they should've.

 

Your IQ is 2i

Spoiler

and so is yours if you didn't get it

 

I liked you better as trial.

 

Asking people to roast you smh. Sad

 

something original

 

You're so ugly that even mickey the mouse said no.