Finished That One Giveaway Guy

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
To whom*
AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

@Giraffe is funny.

 

After 12 hours of thinking, you came up with the perfect one xD

 

My real knock knock joke.

Would you miss me if I left tomorrow?
Yes
Would you miss me if I left in a week?
Yes
Would you miss me if I left in a month?
Yes
Would you miss me if I left in a year?
Yes
Knock Knock
who there?
you have already forgotten me.

 

Shake my snake.

 

a joke.

if someone already said this one fffffff

 

Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: He is always coffin.

Appreciate the giveaway mate!

 

This might offend some people; consider this fair warning. I'll include a spoiler when I get back. This was done all in good fun

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler

None, they can't change anything

 

me

 

A joke?..

@Steve Mason

 

A joke? The poster above me.

 

I had to divorce my wife because she loved sex in the morning.

Right after I left for work...

 

I'm gonna make this an overused meme so fast @Skyrossm

Spoiler: Meme

 

A vegan, atheist, and crossfitter walk into a bar. I know this because they told everyone before sitting down.

 

How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?

10.
1 to arrest him and 9 to hold his oranges.
end my suffering xD

p.s: I'm assuming I'll be VIP since I'm already supporter. Amirite?

 

Yes you would my dud

 

Knock Knock
Whose there
Dishes
Dishes who
Dishes a bad joke

I'm sorry but you should expect me to steal terrible jokes, which is what i did.
Thanks for the giveaway tho

 

This segment of a farmer's plot can also be used as a hairstyle!
You know, a "cornrow"! Ha!


Please don't hurt me, you said it could be "corny".

 

what about mvp?

 

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