Finished 20K Point Give away (TTT)

There isn't a d in you yet but there will be by tomorrow

 

Only to someone who likes Harry Potter

"I want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets."

 

All you have to do is press E to pick up a weapon ... Does that work for picking you up aswell?

 

Your legs are just like Nutella since I like to spread them.
(Good enough I think)

 

"Girl did you fall from the heaven? Cause your face is preety fucked up."

 

Here's a classic one I learned from my friend: "whip nae nae dab." It's especially good because it leaves the one recieving the pick up line turned on as fuck.

 

Haven't needed a pick up line yet but here is one:
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

 

[Insert Cheesy Pick Up Line Here]

 

Hey girl, wanna go bed, bath, and beyond with me?

 

I have collected a bit
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.


Didnt look at the others so hopefully I didnt repeat any lol

 

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi i'm (Enter your name here)

 

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" & "I" together.
(im so sorry)

 

How do you like your eggs cooked in the morning?

 

Melons don't need pick up lines we roll into the dms

 

Hey, you wanna come back to my Iglu? Maybe get some fish while we are at it? Who am I kidding, I live in my moms baseglu and have no social skillz what so ever.... Lately ive fallen into a downwards spiral of depression and Infinite Warfare supply drop openings.... I cant even afford my Internet, so ive been stealing it from the local Polar Bell... Im also a feminazi with hughmungus (get it) eating disorders. I cant even eat fish cuz im vegan so I have to rely on my cocaine........ SO..... You down girl?

 

If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

 

Hey girl, Is that a phone in your back pocket, cos your booty is calling to me!

 

Hey baby, are you a school?
Because I want to shoot kids inside of you.

God that was fucked.

 

Jaysu knows this.

My friend shared this with me some time ago. Apparently it got 10k+ likes on 9gag

"If I had to rate you on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate you a 9. Cause I'm the one you need"

 

swq DF