Finished 20K Point Give away (TTT)

Discussion in 'Giveaways' started by NinjaDragon48, Nov 4, 2016.

  1. There isn't a d in you yet but there will be by tomorrow
     
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  2. twitch.tv/echostorm2k ⚔️

    twitch.tv/echostorm2k ⚔️ screwdriver Banned VIP Silver

    Only to someone who likes Harry Potter

    "I want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets."
     
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  3. Qaaap

    Qaaap 404 User not found. VIP

    All you have to do is press E to pick up a weapon ... Does that work for picking you up aswell?
     
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  4. firemac

    firemac Mac N Cheese VIP Silver

    Your legs are just like Nutella since I like to spread them.
    (Good enough I think)
     
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  5. "Girl did you fall from the heaven? Cause your face is preety fucked up."
     
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  6. Here's a classic one I learned from my friend: "whip nae nae dab." It's especially good because it leaves the one recieving the pick up line turned on as fuck.
     
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  7. Dark of Dutch

    Dark of Dutch The Dutchiest Dutch of all the Dutch VIP Bronze

    Haven't needed a pick up line yet but here is one:
    Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
     
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  8. lNSPECTOR

    lNSPECTOR Gadget... lNSPECTOR GADGET VIP

    [Insert Cheesy Pick Up Line Here]
     
  9. Hey girl, wanna go bed, bath, and beyond with me?
     
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  10. I have collected a bit
    Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
    Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
    You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
    Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
    Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.


    Didnt look at the others so hopefully I didnt repeat any lol
     
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  11. Tups

    Tups VIP

    How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi i'm (Enter your name here)
     
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  12. BorkWoof

    BorkWoof VIP

    If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" & "I" together.
    (im so sorry)
     
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  13. Sir Clutch

    Sir Clutch they gonna talk bout me VIP

    How do you like your eggs cooked in the morning?
     
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  14. Melons don't need pick up lines we roll into the dms :cool:
     
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  15. Kyül

    Kyül Caged Bird VIP Bronze

    Hey, you wanna come back to my Iglu? Maybe get some fish while we are at it? Who am I kidding, I live in my moms baseglu and have no social skillz what so ever.... Lately ive fallen into a downwards spiral of depression and Infinite Warfare supply drop openings.... I cant even afford my Internet, so ive been stealing it from the local Polar Bell... Im also a feminazi with hughmungus (get it) eating disorders. I cant even eat fish cuz im vegan so I have to rely on my cocaine........ SO..... You down girl?
     
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  16. Janppa

    Janppa VIP Bronze

    If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
     
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  17. Igneus

    Igneus VIP Silver

    Hey girl, Is that a phone in your back pocket, cos your booty is calling to me!
     
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  18. Tarmorman

    Tarmorman VIP

    Hey baby, are you a school?
    Because I want to shoot kids inside of you.

    God that was fucked.
     
  19. Azaelus

    Azaelus I want to break free VIP Silver Emerald

    Jaysu knows this.

    My friend shared this with me some time ago. Apparently it got 10k+ likes on 9gag

    "If I had to rate you on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate you a 9. Cause I'm the one you need"
     
  20. Togo ✿

    Togo ✿ Nobody Gets it VIP Silver

    swq DF