ELITE COMPETITION

Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "can you make me one with everything?"

 

Science joke, if your car travelled at light speed would the head lights work

Joke joke, once there was a small boy called jimmy he loved tractors and had tractor toys and a tractor bed when jimmy was 16 he got a tractor license and started a tractor farm. When he was 25 he had a son called john, john was bought up the same way tractor toys tractor bed and again when he 16 he got his tractor license however when he was 18 he wonderd what he was doing with his life so he ran away from home. Then one day he saw a building on fire and heard a scream so he went in to save the child inside when he got out with the child the fire brigade were there and they asked him how did you survvie the smoke and he said im an ex-tractor fan. Get it extracter extractor hehe anyway im in with both jokes

 

This is long winded, and so I have to leave this link so you can read it.

 

I had a Japanese racing snail that I wanted to make faster. I thought taking of the shell would make it faster... all it did was make it sluggish

 

If I had a joke for every gender that existed...

How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her drinks are on the house.
What's the difference between the wind and a blonde? Some days the wind doesn't blow.

 

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?



The balls are just for decoration.

 

Moved this thread to offtopic as it's not a giveaway but a competition.

 

ok ill make a new one
I think u like anime @Sapphire
Now im going to sercher up one

I dont know anything about anime so forgive me

 

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’

 

That is too long...
I dont get it
but im dumb
so forgive me

 

Did you hear about the new movie "Constipated"?




It hasn't come out yet.

 

The winner of this competition is @J.T.Ripper! Thank you everyone for taking the time and entering, all your jokes were funny!