ELITE COMPETITION

I will be doing a giveaway to the person who can tell me the funniest joke they know. NO RACIAL jokes allowed as you will be disqualified. This thread will be up for a week and the winner will be announced, GOOD LUCK!

 

When is it a good time to buy a bird?
When they are going cheep.
Give elite to @NoHackJustGood

 

i consider my life as a joke does that count?


please i want elite

 

What is a dog that is like a spirit? @SpiritWolf!

 

This is more of a competition than a giveaway. It's not random

 

why does santa like christmas?Because of all the naughty girls.

 

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word.

 

Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”
@Patrick :3

 

what do you call a frozen dog? a pupsicle.


aahahahahah
entering for @tz-

 

Entering for myself... Why couldn't the toilet paper get across the road? Because it got stuck in the crack *ba dum tsss*

 

What's faster than a gibsy with a TV ?
His brother with the DVD .

 

This one time, I was born. Thus starting nearly 17 years of a long running joke, Me.

 

YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE CALL AN OWL WHO DOES MAGIC?....HOOOODINI!
i hope you understand the joke i send a picture check that and you will understand what i mean

 

Damn, I wanted to use that joke. Am I still entered though?

 

@Pacifist

 

I'd say this year would be a good joke enough noting Brexit and the American election.

 

What do you call a homosexual on rollerskates?


Rolaids.

 

"Mom, where do tampons go?"

"Where the babies come from, darling."

"In a stork???!!!"

 

This thread.

 

My mental state

@Pandora