Finished Splinterbees mini Fallout NV giveaway

HELLO ALL! i have decided with the upcoming release of fallout 4 i would giveaway a steam copy of fallout NV for this fabulous community ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
All you have to do to apply is tell a pun or post an image of a pun. I will then randomly select a winner, i will send them a PM and send them the copy via steam. Giveaway ends on Wednesday October 28th!



Good luck and have a fabulous day ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

 

Awwww yis.
I live for terrible, cringe worthy puns.
Anyway here is my entry!

I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my seat-belt. Then it clicked.

Also have a picture too.

Spoiler: Don't hate me pls

Thanks for the giveaway ^_^

 

I hired Boba Fett to get my paper towel from costco.
Why?
Because it was Bounty.

spoiler:

 

Huehuehuehue

Spoiler: Click Me

 

My vampire teeth are on point!
Ha!

Lame as hell.

 

I asked my roommate how my scrambled eggs were this morning.

He said that they were eggscellent

*crickets*

 

Alright man I have a great pun

Once I swallowed 2 strings and later I pooped it out tied together.
I shit you knot man
I shit.
You.
Knot.
<3

 

Spoiler: hooplaaaahh

 

I would tell you a funny pun, but that would be too punny!

Please don't hurt me

 

An adventure ?

Alpaca my bags

 

A few bad music puns coming up...

Spoiler: Read if you dare

James Horner was a great composer in life... Now he's a decomposer.
What happened when the piano was dropped down a flight of stairs? It became A Flat Minor
I bet these terrible puns are going to get me in treble because these jokes always fall flat. I'l just take a minuet to scale back. On a high note though, I do think these puns were very clef-er.

 

I sold my car for gas money.

 

Edit: Fuck someone else beat me to it

 

I don't think this is a pun but..





Heheh.

 

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

Quick Update: I will not be home until later tomorrow so the draw will be held at 5:00 MST (4:00 PST)

Good luck

 

the last joke was pretty punny!!!
(lol i suck)

 

I bought these shoes from my drug dealer. I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day.