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CHILI BEAN'S JOKE OFF GIVE AWAY

To Enter: Post a comment and write a funny joke! Also rate this post up!
I will randomly choose a winner at the end of the 4th of July weekend

 

Funny joke?
Totally didn't just steal this off the first website i saw
3 drunken guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
Then said, “We have reached your destination”.
The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”.
The 3rd guy slapped the driver.
The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.
But then he asked “What was that for?”.
The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”

 

Not Good With Jokes : /
What Do you called A Magical Owl?
Hoodini.
(This is the part you suppose to laugh)
(Also Didn't steal this from a video I saw)
#AlwaysTrustSephy

 

Cyan is the best colour in the world.
Its Cyantifically proven.
Did this joke blue you mind?
Its quite purplexing isnt it
meep.

 

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@Kawaii
Something weird to say when waking up next to you:
- You smell different when you're awake.
That is all.

 

Well I have a few.
All the good element jokes argon.
Imma tell you a joke about potassium, K?
Two prostitutes are walking down the street. One says to the the other, "Hey, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The other replies, "No, but I have been dragged around by the nipples!"

 

womens rights

 

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
[I am better with posting dank memes, but here you go.]

 

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

*Samuel then begins to break down as his grandmother's disease results in her not remembering her own grandson.

I'm sorry, that was bad.

 

Q: Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

 

Why doesn't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home...


....this is a fucked up joke

 

What did the computer say to the programmer at lunchtime?
Can I have a byte?

 

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Spoiler

Virgin Mobile

 

I went on disney channel.com without my parents permission.

 

I'd tell you a joke about Chris Brown and Rihanna, but I always forget the punch line.

 

My life.

 

Half life 3.

 

But what r you giving away

Here's my joke: @Machinekiller00's league skills. :^)