Why hello there, why thank you for stoping by. Figured since that I have been around for awhile now that I should make this, so I am just stoping by to say hello to all. and To any who wish to offer their souls for me I will gladly take them off your hands. Just leave a comment below if you want me to take that pesky soul off of your hands. Anyways see you in game.
Your soul is super valuable. If I could exchange infinite wealth for your soul, I would totally find you and steal it from your body myself. (Not saying infinite wealth is worth killing you, destroying our level of trust or, more importantly, ruining our friendship, but imagine all the stuff that we can get (May share the wealth with you since I used your soul) with absoulutely no limitations due to budget. It will be like money heaven.)
Heeeeeey I would give you my soul but it needs a bit of repair before you actually get it in your hands.