Mulvihill

king of statuses right here

Happy birthday!

Why do ghosts like elevators? because it lifts their spirits!

Okay guys I got a hypothetical question for you

So I forgot my password and while I was recovering it the bot filter asked me what color is a white church I said black it didn't work

So I taught my dog how to play dead, He was dead on

Been awhile since I last posted whats up guys had to pawn my computer because brother needed medicine but I have it back now so thats neat

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

Would anyone like to play some TTT?

Im always on time with my jokes I guess you could say Im pretty pun-ctual

Would anyone like to listen to a 37 second song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx-GGQgzCCU

Well thats enough of that shenanigans time to play some games

I know a guy whos addicted to brake fluid he says he can stop any time :3

How much does a hipster weigh?

So I was having a skele-TON of fun yestarday with all those puns but I don't want to spam so Ill say like three puns a day

Your statuses are great

I find alot of the puns&jokes I use online but occasionally Ill throw in one that I think I came up with

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird pun but I soon realized that toucan play at that game

So its what I thought I was banned for rdm&leave not awhole lot I can do about it but at least I found a new website I can hang out on

Geez Im really picking to the bone these skeleton puns