Things that I do a lot in TTT -Throw myself off balconys. -Jihad Suicide -Jihad 360 Suicide (Yolo) -Shoot at walls (DAMN WALLS!) -(Almost) kill traitors! -Pretend to be proven and give detective jihads. -Watch as the detective fails at jihad drop... -Let everyone die in front of me. -Not caring about my well being (1 healt 4 lif bitchez) -One of us, One of us, One of us. -Trying to convince traitors to harpoon me (those that do are cool, others not so much) -Saying who the traitor is, but not trying to kill him. -"I am going to kill you!" (Never do) -"I dont want to be traitor this round." (Becomes traitor 5 times in row) -Innocent alot. -"Detective Fuck it is on the case! Expect ghetto tactics!" -Tell the traitors to "buy dragonuv u scrub" -Spectating. (Secret point farm operations) -Suicideing to show the other how its down. -Fuuucspeelin -Placing 7 C4 across the map, watch as it consumes the lifes of many. -Killing only during HAPPY HOUR! -Putting my spray over terrorist paintings. -"Down with regimook and his traitorous ways!" -"Down with Opii and the opression!" (only when Opii is a traitor) -Getting to a 1v1 on headshot wars with Opii only to lose... -Saving america. -Breaking the intenseity of the situation by discombob or Smoke grenade. -Dieing becuase I threw a discombob. -Iding bodys even though I killed them. -Avoiding the tester becuase it is a great spot for Jihads and AIDS to be spread. -Calling detectives traitors and calling them dirty kiwps. -Bitching and complaining when we get on a CSS map. -!rtv on maps I hate. -Submitting to death. -Avoiding T traps. -Hunting for Traitors. -Creeping around on all fours. -Waiting for snipers to shoot. -Failing at fun rounds -Failing at MP7 kills. -Harpooning the air above me. That is it. 152 hours of my life wasted on that. (Go ahead and state what you do.) -Pacifist
- Use winchester on my T round to see how many headshots I can get - Instaknife specific targets over and over again - Complain when people don't follow my KOSes - Find a spot I think is secure enough to make a kill then realize it is not when some guy comes around the corner - Accidently click my hotkey to pull out my T weapon and get killed - Hide with UN IDs in a corner as an inno - T bait and kill innos, sometimes kill Ts along the way - Have prop kill T rounds, record of 5 prop kills in one round - Don't ID a body because I think no one is around and suddenly hear a KOS for walking past UN IDs - Idle - Snipe so badly I die before I can get a kill - Go on AK rampages that even surprise me - Get a random reflex headshot (someone shoots me and I miraculously turn around to get a headshot I never expected) - Play TTT like a normal person
My list Spoiler -Newton Launching people for lolz -Getting Caught -Starting a cult -Shooting people for tiny traitor acts then reported -IM PROVEN BUT ALSO REPORTED BEEEEEEIIIIIITCCHEESSSSS -The rare jihad that says THIS SUCKS CAMEL DICK (Assholes only) -Telling stories of my adventures on urban dictionary -Making this thread too large -Playing ttt like a blood thirsty traitor when innocent -admitting to rdm and asking immediately for slayz -Wondering how i managed to survive situations -Wondering why people shoot me -Killing detectives for calling me out (#Plebs) -Breaking testers -Shot 10minutes later because of tester -Rage over not slain inno -laughing without anyone to hear my voice -instantanous inno rage -HEADSHOT and not recording it -Recording my every movement... -Forgetting to record movement -Yelling at mods for blatant rdm yet not slain -Making myself feel guilty -Hating the world -World hating me -Why am i making thread so long wonderments
Things Kenny does in TTT - Firing Squads - Body Twister - Hodor's Alone Shack - Kenny's Magical Turtle Of Mystery - Nonchalantly kills the entire server while giggling things about Iggy Azalea and how the MP7 is overpowered. - Death Station Jihads (They're super effective!) - Laughs like a maniac whilst filling a room with the corpses of my fallen enemies. - Sacrifices T round to kill Krys and/or Sinz - Stabs Sinz - Gets stabbed by Sinz - Harpoons the detective in a crowd and gets away with it - Makes an explosive Minecart and carries it around (By putting C4 in it) - Kills everyone on Vanilla - Bunces people with a Newton Launcher when they are not worthy
-Burn and kill people with a flare gun. -Push people off high places with a newton launcher -trap people in the 67thway basement and c4 them. -jiihad a lot of people in a small space -sneak up on snipers and shoot them -kill people with a ak-47,winchester or raging bull -snipe people with a dragonov svc or winchester on Rooftops or Metropolis -use the silenced pistol to take out afks and detectives that are standing still
I always will: - Harpoon other players. - Keep the almighty loadout of the HK SL8 Rifle and the Colt 1911. - Turn players against each other. - Use the Mp7 more than my loadout itself. >~< - Using every single deathstation because it doesn't hurt to double check. (Yes it does.) -Buy a Silenced Pistol/Harpoon (Vanilla)
I -harpoon all my friends in the back -jump off ledges and hit my kill bind -dont let traitors take me out it t traps I hit that kill bind -jihad large groups of people begging for health stations -lose at all the fun rounds lol -walk aimlessly around the map holstered. -flare gun detectives
