I regret firing up Dota 2 for the first time today. There goes the rest of my life! In real life? Not much though. Unless you want to count the number of complaints I deal with in the Army.
I regret sucking the air out of a plastic cup to make it hold to my mouth for 20 minutes... now i have to take pills and throat sprays
Well there's an easy method to getting out of school... turns out it can give you a temporary rash and makes you pass out WHU WUDDA THUNK IT?