Rap battle call outs

Yo Silent, hey whats up? I regret to inform you, your mom was just touching my butt. I had her last week, and that shit smelled like " EEK!" I hope we are still friends, and I hope yo udont think I am sick, but just know this: I gave yo mama this dick. I am gonna go now, all apologies but, I had to use your sock to catch my nut, don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better, so, I am sorry your toes have been sticking together.
@Silent Rebel

 

No

 

@CDriscoll
God man, I would hate to see your search history, I bet you spank yo monkey so much it is blistering. I don't know if i got any flow, but I'll put a nail in your coffin, after a deliver the final blow, your lil ass won't be walking. They say Chivalry is dead, but rather instead, I prefer to say, "CD gives the best head".

 

@McMuffin man you think you're all that but in all fact you heard it from a better rap. Quit talking all trash and get off your ass. You're the worst excuse for a rapper and you're probably just an actor. Step up your game because I'm starting to get head pain.



(I'm very white and cannot rap. This was the first attempt. PS: I hate you for this mcmuffin.)

 

Will never rap.... EVER.

 

@Mr. Rogers you said you'd never rap, but we know that's just cuz you're crap. Time to up your game before I shoot you in the brain. This shit's serious, so quit acting so goddamn delirious. Don't you have somewhere to be? Like the rappin university?!

 

@CMDRsprinkles
I know you're the teacher, but im fixin to give your ass the paddle. I beat your test like that shit was a game of Scrabble. I don't know why you are accepting a challenge to this battle, I'll destroy you, you should stick to mathematics. You don't know my antics, this Muffin is so fresh, I'll be the topic of a couple fanfics. I cannot be beat at a battle you see, so sit back, stay on your ass, and accept that you are beat, you know I whipped yo ass.. I am ready for your retort, even though you should be teaching class. I know you won't like being beat by a student, this humiliation I bestow on you, I might just over-do it.

 

These raps are hilarious.

 

you think legos be dumb?
you think you be better than a lego?
well.. you're just a slum, ain't got a rap life
when you were a child yo momma always said you weren't bright.
bite your lips boy and show me what you got, @Mr. Rogers

 

Yeah Mcmuffin I think you're fucking sick
Mom said u lasted two seconds, fuck that's quick.
only thing you been banging lately is my gym sock
Think I didn't notice? I threw em down the block.
How's your sex life? I hear your last girlfriend was straight from the crib
I'm gonna take a knife, jump straight across the table and stab u in the rib.

 

Touche, good sir.

 

Haha these are fun

 

I wonder who I can call out? Find out soon.

 

Is this no holds barred? Or do I have to put some sort of filter on it?

 

Just go off. Fuck shit up.

 

I have never been able to do this before, lets do this. :3

 

>But I'm not a rapper. @Skip The Dip is being called out by me.

Ey yo it's King Husky stepping on this track.
Rapping live and bringing sexy back.
Grab your pitchforks and torches because the monster is here.
To grab ahold of this motherfucking queer and give you scars that seer.
And destroy all you hold dear.
You are called the dip for a reason.
Going against me mark you for treason.
Strike you down with my harpoon.
Fuck your bitch and say "It will be all ogre soon."
King Husky is now your enemy.
Strike you 6 feet under and its over now you see?
I cannot be beat son, I just won.
This must be Rella, cause I fucked this flow.
Get lost. Scrub.

 

@Silent Rebel you think you can just get away with these call outs? NOPE! Mah name is double I eat nails 4 breakfast you eat your dogs dick for breakfast <---( LOL) I spit hot rhymes all you spit is white stuff (You know what this is ) I even have a bind to say "Silent Rebel is a Traitor" that is how weak you are the end

 

@King Husky BRUH to get to skip you gotta go through me, skips hype man makin bitches wet as the sea, im verbally abusin you, and im refusing you, man you cant call your self a King, you aint even got bling, now i devour you like a barbecue wing, nigga i dare you to step into my lyrical boxing ring, ill even let you have first swing!... but in the end i will prevail victorious, cause im notorious for this shit and man now i feel glorious, cause yall already know that im a straight G, you can choose to puss out or comeback whats it gonna B?

 

Fine. I am going to rebuke in a few. One second.