Fun Fact!! Britain is Shit!!

It just is!! The facts don't lie!!

 

dumb

 

shut up before I pistol your ass again

 

People who rated dumb are schewpid brits

 

Yes because a post like this from someone that just trolls (badly) is obviously gonna be taken seriously

 

facts

 

Since this thread is clearly meant to bash on my fellow brit-bongs, ima do you all a favor..

British Appreciation Post
Yo Britain is pretty damn cool, check out all the cool shit they have:



Is this the Queen of England or Elton John?
I don't care because I love them both




Soccer Holligans + Pubs!!
This absolute gem is actually what happened to me when I visited back in March. True story.




British Coppers & their Hats
Look at their cool lil hats like they're so cute




Hot Fuzz is a national treasure and my favorite movie
Like I honestly can't describe how much I love this movie. It's a godsend, but Brits love it as well
This surprised me, every british person I've met thus far has reciprocated my absolute love for it





Whatever the fuck this is
but it's super adorable look at it





Idk how y'all drink Tea but good for you!

I couldn't drink it if I had to, but this shit is like water in the UK



Paddington the Bear is adorable as shit
What a national treasure, with his little red hat and marmalade sandwiches





Y'all got some phenomenal actors + celebs
Hugh Grant, Malcolm McDowell, Ewan McGregor, Felicity Jones, Ralph Fiennes, Christopher Nolan
Jeremy Irons, Rosamund Pike, Henry Cavill, Sir Patrick Stewart, Liam Neeson, 21 Savage
Elton John, Edgar Wright, Timothy Dalton, Bill Nighy, Olivia Colman, John Cleese, Gordon Ramsey



British Accents are hella cool
and they're sexy af trust me turns me on like a lightbulb





"Wow Boiling everything sure is a super smart way to cook everything"
Yeah the food is just so good there :^^^^) yikes

 

what the fuck

 

There are only two types of british people, neeks and roadmen

 

I watched the entire video and I still don't get it
but thanks for the alt propaganda <3 that's going in my cringe comp
(jk cringe actually needs to be funny/entertaining)

 

Shits funny, and crazy to think about, but at least their covid cases are lower than the US like... In a competition of the worst country, I'd bet my life that the US would win. After all, "We are Number one!" Right? In covid cases, police brutality, etc etc... (Not trying to use a dead meme stg)

 

Spoiler: WARNING

 

bro the uk is about the size of alabama idc what you guys have to say anymore thats just sad

 

British people

 

Americans

 

this is so false, its like 90% Jews at CNN

 

Is there something wrong with that? I was pointing out what some americans look like, but please continue about how CNN has 90% jewish population.