Because no one is Happy. Happiness is so 80's. 90's is all about self loathing so today i would recommend being self destructive and drinking yourself into a coma until you need a stomache pump. Then yell yoloswag.
1) Happy was the 60's, not the 80's. The eighties was the decade of the druggies. 2) I still have this song stuck in my head...
This is how I feel all day, every day. Actually listen to the lyrics, it's actually pretty funny. Obviously, not all the words go with her lips... Don't be hatin' bruh!