is it ok to take a shit at your friends house

its obviously always ok if u need to go super duper bad but im talking like casually taking a shit

if you take a shit at my house i will be really pissed thats not cool

 

sh1t

 

Depends where in the house you shit

 

dont be stinking up my fucking toilet with your ass smell

 

I don't go number 2 in other places besides my house unless absolutely necessary.

 

Take a shit in his mouth

 

bro if im at your house as a friend that means you give me permission, as a homie, to blow ya bathroom up

 

nah nah nah shitting is not included go do it at your own place dont stink up my shitter you fucking animal

 

just leave the vent on!

 

This so much. Had a roommate a few years back that grew weed and we had a friend of a friend of a friend over real quick. Dude wanted to toke with us but didn't want to contribute any of his own so we turned him down, had lots of problems with people knowing roomie had a big grow and trying to mooch constantly. Dude gets all kinds of pissed, calls us assholes, goes to leave and asks if he can go take a piss real quick.

He proceeds to go into the bathroom, leaves the fan off, and blows it up then leaves real quick, failing to even use the febreeze spray in there. As he leaves the stench hit us and it smells like the inside of a truck stop bathroom attached to a chipotle. We go in to check and this guy shit got shit all over the place, like real daddy day care shit, even tracking it out on his shoes. We had to nuke the whole place with ozium and go in with respirators to clean it up, taking turns so each other had a chance to breath something other than shit particles. We finished cleaning up and then made sure everyone around knew what this dude just pulled on us, ghosted him, and gave the person who shared our number with him an earful.

 

what the fuck

 

Its okay to take browns but if you know you are a fucking brown town shit demon toilet destroyer you should warn your buddy first. Their bathroom might not be able to handle it and then youre stuck with that shame of asking for help when youre done. Easy.

 

My friends are always hungry so

 

if i aint ya friend i aint gonna shit at ya house so dont worry about it

 

Yes but if you clog the toilet than ur fucked kido

 

As long as you wash the bowl with the brush if you streak up my fucking throne, then ya its fine

 

my nigga you WISH you could take a whiff of my buttslime